Primita de la ramona
If I were a month, I would be June.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 14.00.
If I were a sea animal, I would be an ulgy ass fish.
If I were a direction, I would be up.
If I were a virtue, I would be none.
If I were a historical figure I would be dead and forgotten.
If I were a planet, I would be the Earth.
If I were a liquid, I would be votca.
If I were a stone, I would be a kidney stone.
If I were a bird, I would be an flying dinosaurs.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be an pineapple.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a summer rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a drum.
If I were an emotion, I would be apathy.
If I were a sound, I would be the sound of the keyboard 
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If I were an element, I would be wind.
If I were a song, I would be Metallica – One.
If I were a movie, I would be Dogma.
If I were a tv-series, I would be Supernatural.
If I were a book, I would be short and shitty.
If I were a fictional character, I would be Jesus.
If I were a food, I would be pancake.
If I were a city, I would be Berlin.
If I were a taste, I would be spicy.
If I were a scent, I would be the scent of cigarettes.
If I were a colour, I would be black.
If I were a fabric, I would be leather.
If I were a word, I would be ‘fuck’em’.
If I were a body part, I would be the fingers.
If I were a facial expression, I would be lol .
If I were a subject in school, I would be history.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Alucard .
If I were a shape, I would be a perfect circle
If I were a number, I would be 9.
If I were a car, I would be a BMW.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a leather jacket.
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