1.If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
Injur, lovesc (un perete, pe ala, o usa, etc), tip, etc
2. If you have a dream you’d like to come true, what is it?
Sa imi ramana salariul intreg
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3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Babaciunea care vinde cartele de metrou la Obor.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
O sa devin Miss Univers
5. Will your best friend always be your best friend?
Stai doua secunde sa o sun pe mama omida … dumb ass question
6. Have you ever been in love with 2 people at once?
Nu.
7. How long would you wait for someone you really loved?
Depinde unde sunt plecati, cu cine si daca am voie sa fac sex cu alte tipe pana se intoarce ea
8. If you won the lottery, would you quit the job?
Depinde de suma pe care o castiga, pot sa castig si 10 lei. Castig peste 4 milioane de euro imi dau demisia.
9. Who is on your celebrity top 5 … you know, the ones … that if you ever had an opportunity …
As vrea sa le gadil in mod pervers pe Megan Fox si Scarlett Johansson
10. What sucks the life out of you?
Depinde de momentul zilei
11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Chel.
12. What is your greatest fear?
Nu stiu sigur: ori cainii vagabonzi ori inaltimile
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Refuz sa raspund la cacatul asta de intrebare.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but pour?
Single and rich. Ce cacat de intrebare … pot sa am o casnicie nefericita … de ce cacat sa locuiesc langa o femeie pe care o urasc dar de care nu pot sa divortez pentru ca nu am bani ? Fuck that !
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
E deja 8.30 !?!?!?!?!
16. Would you give all in a relationship?
Depinde de relatie
17. Is your career vitally important to you?
Mdah …
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing someone has done?
Normal ca o sa il iert pe prietenul meu cel mai bun care mi-a omorat sotia si mi-a violat anal fata de 3 ani.
19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Intr-o relatie.
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Observ ca ti-au placut mult intrebarile din oracolul de cla a 7 a.
) U don’t hate me for that, do you?:))