x pauza de suc, cascat, scarpinat in cap, gasit un subiect pentru blogul asta x

Stiu ca n-am mai scris pe blog de vreo 2 saptamani dar doar 6% din vizite sunt vizite directe so no biggie. Nu am scris pentru ca nu am stiu ce dracu sa scriu. Nici acum nu stiu despre ce o sa scriu dar ma plictisesc ( atat de tare inca mi-am luat albumul lui pink – i’m not dead … il mai si ascult ).

Am gasit un subiect

Cum sa faci curat eficient sau Housewife Advice 1:1

Iti gasesti mp3playerul, daca nu e langa telefon incearca sa il cauti in marea punga cu sosete si chiloti ( pink – runaway ma plictiseste … next ). Conectezi mp3 playerul la computer/laptop ( daca nu gasesti laptopul strange toate canile de pe “masuta de cafea” ), deschide odc-ul ( the one that got away … fucking gospel wannabe song ) cauta urmatoarele formatii: norma jean, pantera, sepultura, from autumn to ashes, coma, crize, zao, lamb of god. Daca ai gasit melodiile interpretate de aceste formatii iti dai doua palme si le cumperi de pe itunes … steve jobs is god. Dupa ce ai cumparat si incarcat melodiile pe mp3 player, injuri trustul intact de 20 de ori, te inchini si te mastrubezi la posterul cu noul iPhone 3G acum si in Romania prin Orange pentru doar 600 de euro si 3 felatii, iti infigi castile in urechi si iti misti curuletul in bucatarie. Apesi butonul play ( cum cacat nu il vezi … e cel mai mare buton for pancakes sake ) dai drumul la apa, uzi buretele, torni niste fairy/axion/cow love juice si incepi sa freci frenetic. Daca in maxim 30 de minute nu ai terminat nu vreau sa stiu cum arata bucataria ta. Kitchen’s done. Acum trebuie sa te misti lasciv catre baie, iti infigi degetele in manusi, iei peria si incepi sa freci senzual veceul. BAI AM ZIS SENZUAL !!!!!! NU CA UN CASTOR EXCITAT ! Bravo ! aplauze, alea alea, bis !!! i love you justin !!! the quero carmencita !! sa iti halesc inima ca esti no 1. Treci si spala chiuveta si cada !  Ashea … daca nu le spalai il trimiteam pe Guta sa iti cante Territory ( shesh … e o piesa de la sepultura ). Ia aspiratorul, baga incet cablu in priza si apasa butonul. Mangaie covorul. Excelent ! Fa acelasi lucru si in dormitor dar nu aspira si prezervativele folosite.

FELICITARI !!! AI TERMINAT !!!!

* imi cer scuze pentru acest post, nici eu nu stiu ce am scris :) Have a cute happy necrophilic bunny day

Piese ok pentru petreceri cu mult alcool de pe albumul lui pink: Leave me alone, U & Ur hand, Fingers, Stupid Girls

this is funny. thank you wikipedia.

Necrophilia is not unknown in animals, with a number of confirmed observations.Kees Moeliker allegedly made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake mallard lying dead about two meters from the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As Moeliker observed the couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common motif in duck behavior which is called rape flight. “When one died the other one just went for it and didn’t get any negative feedback — well, didn’t get any feedback,” according to Moeliker.] This is the first recorded case of necrophilia in the mallard duck- though not the only recorded case of homosexuality within the bird family.

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