Fluturi de noapte

Am vazut ca numai in pagina curenta am vreo 5 lepse…cred ca pe viitor n-o sa le mai fac, sau o sa fac o sectiune speciala pentru ele ca nu mai merge asa.

In alta ordine de idei, ieri seara, indreptandu-ma de la munca spre statia minunatului 226 care ma duce acasa, am patit o treaba interesanta. Mergand cu al meu cap in nori in semi-intuneric, vad un copac maaare si frumos, inmugurit tot si pe alocuri cu niste mici floricele…si merg si ma uit la el si ma minunez ca a venit primavara cu adevarat…si de minunata ce eram imi scapa piciorul intr-o denivelare a trotuarului. Au! Eh, totusi nu “au” grav, ma plang eu ca-s fata, totusi sa ma mai minunez putin, avand in vedere ca am ajuns si in dreptul unui felinar si ma pot minuna pe lumina. Sau nu. De ce? Pentru ca mugurii si floricelele erau, ca de obicei, doar in capul meu…pe lumina am vazut clar ca-s doar frunze mici si uscate, adunate in grupulete. Spring is mocking me…

*titlul n-are nici o legatura cu nimic…doar mi s-a facut dor de niste poezie. De Nichita.

Nici n-am terminat bine de scris prima leapsa de la Symona si deja ma asteapta o leapsa de la Lorelei. La fel de frumoasa si personala, dupa cum urmeaza:

If I were a month, I would be June.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 5 am.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I would be right.
If I were a virtue, I would be Temperance.
If I were a historical figure I would be someone.
If I were a planet, I would be Earth.
If I were a liquid, I would be Sheridan’s.
If I were a stone, I would be an amber .
If I were a bird, I would be a dove.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a dandelion.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be sunny.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
If I were an emotion, I would be affection.
If I were a sound, I would be the sound of silence.
If I were an element, I would be air.

If I were a song, I would be Cold Water.
If I were a movie, I would be Closer.
If I were a tv-series, I would be Seinfeld.
If I were a book, I would be Micul Print.
If I were a fictional character, I would be Alison Kelly.

If I were a food, I would be a Cesar Salad.
If I were a city, I would be London.
If I were a taste, I would be bitter.
If I were a scent, I would be XX.
If I were a colour, I would be yellow.
If I were a fabric, I would be cotton.

If I were a word, I would be enthusiasm.
If I were a body part, I would be the mouth.
If I were a facial expression, I would be curiosity.
If I were a subject in school, I would be Literature.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be DeeDee.
If I were a shape, I would be a spiral.
If I were a number, I would be 9.
If I were a car, I would be a Citroen C3.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a bright-coloured dress.

Concluzionez spunand ca am realizat ca ori nu imi vin in minte lucrurile “mele” ori am inceput sa ma detasez de ele. Tind catre prima varianta. Leapsa merge mai departe la Dan, Florin, Myke si Kalin.

Acum un milion de ani virtuali am primit o leapsa de la Symona. Frumusica leapsa suna cam asa:

Care sunt primele trei lucruri haioase care va vin in minte atunci cand va ganditi la copilaria voastra?

1. Eram muncitoare de mica, pe la 5 ani ma apucasem sa sap cu a mea lopatica mica in ideea de-a planta ceva. In luna ianuarie sau februarie, cu ditai stratu’ de zapada. Cum ziceam, muncitoare, but not very bright;-p

2. Tot din categoria “muncitoare si-atat” e episodul in care m-am apucat eu sa culeg chestii verzi de prin spatele casei in speranta ca mamaia o sa aprecieze ca am hranit oile. Asa am aflat ca oile nu mananca ceapa verde si nici frunze de usturoi.

3. M-au cautat si bunicii si vreo 2 vecini peste tot vreo cateva ore, rascolind casa, curtea, uitandu-se-n wc ca eram mica si-as fi putut sa cad, in pod, in beci, ce sa mai, peste tot. Eram in pat, invelita cu o plapuma si dormeam cu noul meu prieten, puiul mic si auriu. Nu, nu l-am muscat de gat pe asta.

Leapsa merge mai departe catre cine vrea s-o faca.